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Post by hooly on Feb 13, 2008 23:55:56 GMT -5
you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers.
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section." A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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